How to make lunch
Posted by Michael Dale on Fri, 11 Feb 2005 12:34 PMI've always been a fan of a hot lunch, sandwiches are just boring. So today I'll show you how you make a funky lunch!
The first thing we need to do is to prepare the food. This is one of the more time consuming tasks.
- Find your closest food outlet (in this case the freezer works well)
- Proceed to search for something that looks tasty, often this can be a hard task as the food is frozen and you cannot sample each item. Also be wary of certain food products, these may either be 6 months out of date or maybe left overs from that dinner which really didn't work.
- Once you've found a suitable item the next step is to cook it. Often the food you find in a freezer is frozen and a high powered heating device is needed. We'll use my imac microwave for this task.
- 2-3 minutes should be enough for anything that you find, but if you find that the centre is still cold, put it back in for another minute. Remember the food you're heating should have already been cooked at least once, you shouldn't need to worry about dying of some illness because you didn't cook it enough.
- Now everyone should be eating a balanced diet. So to offset the food from the freezer make yourself a chocolate milkshake, don't skimp on the chocolate as it contains most of the nutrition.
- Beware of other living animals (take my cat for an example), they may try to steal your freshly cooked food. Be alert at all times.
- Enjoy!
On Fri, 11 Feb 2005 at 4:19 PM, Stuart wrote:
For those who don't know, the 'ticket' on the front of Dale's fridge in the top right corner of the img is a lotteries ticket.
Dale and his family are compulsive gamblers :D
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On Fri, 11 Feb 2005 at 6:47 PM, ucosty wrote:
"Often the food you find in a freezer is frozen"
ROFL. But this lunch lacks caffine in quantity. You might want to work on that. ;)
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On Fri, 11 Feb 2005 at 8:55 PM, Stuart wrote:
Coffee Powder + Dale's 'Milkshake' = Big mess ;)... er... Mocha Milkshake!!
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I DO love hot lunches too, but I prefer a toaster oven, as it keeps food from becoming soggy.